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meg: talk dirty to me
tory: baby when i take you down
meg: whatcha wanna do
tory: i really wanna TAKE YOU DOWN *cocks gun*
meg: what
tory: *shoots*
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i actually dont mind tumblr posts reposted to pinterest. the 13 y/o "pinterest in the only social media my parents let me have" girlies deserve a little treat
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only moms may master the elusive "weaponized dieting" technique
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A kitchen is a research lab for new ways to say I love you
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This tweet has prevented more eating disorders than any public health campaign ever has
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Feel so clean like a fucking machine or however that song goes
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i hate this stupid post but minecraft = dream of building is a great line
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so I was listening to music and got this message… at first I assumed that my boyfriend sent the wrong person a message asking for toilet paper, but when i got up to bring him some i saw his phone on the bed and realized
he left his phone in the room and only took his switch with him, so all he could do was desperately tweet an SOS
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the shrinkflation shit gets me so heated like it’s one thing for companies to nakedly gouge their prices in response to economic factors. at least that’s being open about fucking you. but for them to also quietly sell you less, gradually decreasing the amount of product you actually get… it just makes my blood boil. there’s really no direction we aren’t being suffocated from
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its called getty images because they getty the images
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I love jaywalking with strangers. They can’t kill all of us!!!
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porn obsessed grown adult men are harassing billie eilish for criticizing the porn industry and for talking about how young she was exposed to it and the effects it had on her body image and perception of sex. when she was first in the spotlight, porn obsessed men made deepfakes of her and oversexualized her as a minor, and now theyre harassing her for speaking out against it but this time theyre calling themselves "pro-sex work feminists"
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