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Esmé Squalor
"I'm Esmé Gigi Genevieve Squalor, The City's 6th most important finacial advisor and even though I am unbelievably wealthy, you may call me Esmé..... I'll learn your names later ~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~ What is this Blog?? Fan fic? a little RP?? general ASOUE shenanigans and an absolute Esmé Squalor trash blog?? probably all of the above!
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Some people have to be practical over fashionable Esme.
#aKLSjdfna;n#IM IN LOVE WITH THIS#I WANT THIS INTERACTION#god damn it#they are both precious af#I love them both#Esme Squalor#Georgina Orwell#asoue#§A Queue To Die For§
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#um hi; hello; its been 2 years and I am STILL NOT OVER THIS#kay bye#Esme Squalor#Count Olaf#Eslaf#ASOUE#§A Queue To Die For§
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#i honestly wish this was less accurate to the real world but#here we are#and honestly thats why I love this fuckin series
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Lemony Snicket: Count Olaf was ugly and terrible.
Esmé, Kit, Olivia, Georgina, Josephine, Sir, Jacques, Fernald, literally everyone else: man he hot
#true facts tho#our boy is gorgeous and you can't change my mind#Lemons is just a salty ass lil bitch
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Eslaf edits , i have no life , intended for headers ( non-stretch ) but whatever ˊˎ-
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#♥♥♥♥#Eslaf#I wish this scene was as soft in the show as it is in the books but#they still they fucking cutest!!!
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I’ve been thinking about how Aunt Josephine said they all used to hang out at the beach together (I really want a VFD beach episode)
#OKAY BUT#I FUCKING LOVE THISSSSSSS#like omg#so much yes#yes yes yes#LOOK at my girl Es sitting there between O and Georgie like the bisexual queen she is#look at them all hiding under the big ass umbrella like the pale ass bitches they are#look at her striped bathing suit#look at Jo and how adorable she isssss#everything about this is goldddd!!!#ASOUE#Esme Squalor#Count Olaf#Georgina Orwell#josephine anwhistle
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Esmé Squalor + tvtropes
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Esmé Squalor’s Various Finery Disguises from “A Series of Unfortunate Events” (Part II).
[”The Slippery Slope”, “The Grim Grotto” and “The Penultimate Peril”]
#bless this art#ft. TWO of our girl's BEST looks™ which Netflix sadly robbed us of!#Esme Squalor#ASOUE#A Series of Unfortunate Events
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count olaf Looks in season 2
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endless esmé appreciation [58/?]
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#lmao I fucking love these two....#ALMOST as much as Es and O#the other idiot ship#Georgie is amazing#what an evil bad ass#im honestly sad we never got a scene with she and Es
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send me an au and i’ll give you 5+ headcanons about it
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Manhandling symbol starters
Send one for your muse to…
★ - drag my muse by the arm
⁂ - grab my muse by the front of their shirt, possibly shoving them back
✱ - take my muse by the hips to carefully move them out of their way
➜ - smack my muse upside the head
⌧ - grip my muse by the back of the neck
© - put a hand on my muse’s back to steer them somewhere
✂ - point sternly at a chair and tell my muse to sit down
✉ - push my muse back down when they try to get out of bed (perhaps involving illness, injury, or sleep deprivation)
☛ - press a finger to my muse’s lips to shut them up
♚ - put a hand on my muse’s knee while sitting next to them, to discourage them from standing up
♧ - slap my muse’s hand away from something they shouldn’t touch
♦ - grab my muse’s hair and yank
♤ - slam a door shut before my muse can leave the room
♞ - physically pick my muse up and carry them
♭ - grip my muse’s jaw to make them look yours in the eye
♨ - rub my muse down with a sponge/wet cloth
☀ - pin my muse with their arms behind their back
☠ - slam my muse into a wall
☾ - wrestle/pin my muse to the ground
Add as much or as little context as you’d like!
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