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a more common occurrence onstream than youd think

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random fact one time i was goingf to school a random crow started hitting my head and i attempted to outrun him and reason w him but he kept going so i just went back home .. crows r my opps

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i hate these guys sm

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between this and the queen schlatt is gonna be put on a goddamn watch list

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omg hi sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff i missed you so much

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best type of cc are the ones who make so many jokes about gay sex you can't tell if they actually like dudes or not. many such cases but this confession is specially dedicated to my birthday twin cooper cscoop

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Hope this spreads a little bit of happiness in your day :]

@technothe-pig

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a crow will remember your face

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There isn't a single machine on this server that doesn't have a bodycount.

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happy five year anniversary to philza minecraft’s hardcore world and ALSO JOEL AND LIZZIE’S WEDDING????

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nice comic i did based off of this thread/au me and @/noxstrages did on twitter. technohug

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rewatching naruto is realising that your bedrock bros obsession was actually kakashi & naruto redressed and with extra spice (here: betrayal) so welcome to day 1 of redrawing kakashi-naruto screencaps as bedrock bros

is he being blown away in the wind or did techno just want to stop him from running off? we may never know

(part 2, part 3, part 4, part 5)

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always darkest before the dawn

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Outfit swap!

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Emerald duo, they are happy :D

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Choice 💚💛❤️ - Life Series

Happy third life anniversary, everyone! 🎉

Here are some of the still images I used for the vid 🕺

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being an og mcyt stan who left for a while and then came back during the resurgence is so funny because inthelittlewood exists on two completely different planes of existence for me. my brain, for whatever reason, cannot fathom that the guy creating a narrative in which he is trapped in a death game, tormented by gods far beyond our comprehension and the knowledge that he can never again serve the king he swore himself to, is the same guy who sang screw the nether

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You ever look at the rest of tumblr and go "they dont know about how tommyinnit (who at the time said he was straight) tricked his friend (who is a gay man) into marrying him and when his friend/husband found out (months later when he was joking about having a Vegas wedding with another friend and then Realised) he tried to get a divorce but tommy said no even though he has had a girlfriend the entire time and that then he wrote wattpad rpf fanfic about him and his friend/husband kissing (specifically with tongue) and his girlfriend dying and all the wrongs of the world being fixed. Not only that but he subsequently recorded an I'm just Ken parody about this marriage and most recently while Tommy was on a trip around America, back in England, his friend/husband started streaming more with Tommy's girlfriend and bought her a new iphone so he joked that he was being cucked. And now he's just come out as bicurious after his friend/husband tried to get him to say the f-slur on stream and his response was that he could only say a 1/5th of it before calling his husband a " 'ggott"." And this is all (probably) real. This is a real thing that happened.