Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
Text
i hate how they market alexa as a ‘member of the family’ like that’s SO fucking blatantly insidious and terrifying also if i wanted an untrustworthy/cold/emotionless machine in my life i’d just talk to my fuckin father
262K notes
·
View notes
Text
6K notes
·
View notes
Text
Interviewer: Andrew, what can you tell us about your personal life?
Andrew:… I have a cat.
Kevin, walking by: you have a cat? Since when?
Andrew: yesterday.
Kevin: cool, can I see it?
Andrew: yeah, let’s go. *stands up and walks away*
Interviewer:… So… Uhm.?
2K notes
·
View notes
Text
@dont-mess-up-my-booty
sleepovers when ur little: omg ms bukket is SUCH a mean teacher >:( she yelled at me
sleepovers now: i dont think im capable of love
155K notes
·
View notes
Text
my biggest personality flaw is not having a cool eyebrow scar
65K notes
·
View notes
Text
it really is next to impossible to write realistic sibling dialogue, I just passed my brother on the stairs and instead of greeting each other like human beings I said ‘born survivor’ and he said ‘youtube rewind. let’s set it to rewind.’ like you ain’t gonna find that shit in a novel
236K notes
·
View notes
Photo
kojiro🌹 / musashi💋 / nyasu💰
team rocket’s rockin! talkin’ trouble! walkin’ trouble! double trouble! big trouble’s gonna follow you! (lyrics from, like, the greatest song that’s ever existed.)
donate ☕ redbubble ⭐commissions 💰 instagram 📷
15K notes
·
View notes
Photo
Crybaby
135 notes
·
View notes
Text
Only you
180 notes
·
View notes
Text
please read @hereitcomescomic Francisco and his yellow hat cleared my skin 😭
#here it comes comic#hic#francisco#i finally drew some fanart of that nice yellow hat#i gotta learn how to draw jamie so i can draw some mcfreakin framie#framie is top tier 👏#i cant believe i had to go in and censor my tags to mcfreakin#because i read u cant have a lot of words in tags anymore because tumblr wont show it#like oh my goodd#rip#my art
27 notes
·
View notes
Text
I’m a foster mother to 100 baby spiders
Okay so the other day I was taking the trash out and my nail caught on a spider egg sac!
Unfortunately it split open and all the little eggs came tumbling out and luckily landed in a box.
After getting them all in a glass, I was left with several questions, no answers and guilt! But I asked in a few spider groups and got a tutorial on making a spider incubator!
Sooo! We went through a few different stages of mini Orbeez
And by mini I mean REALLY mini!
But finally we started seeing development!
See the little white dot?! That’s a wee lil baby!
Then more started showing up!
Then the day came!! Little legs started showing up!!
And then!!!
Today I just went to look and!!
!!!
MY BABIES ARE HATCHING!
163K notes
·
View notes