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aquamareep · 6 years ago
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i hate how they market alexa as a ‘member of the family’ like that’s SO fucking blatantly insidious and terrifying also if i wanted an untrustworthy/cold/emotionless machine in my life i’d just talk to my fuckin father 
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aquamareep · 6 years ago
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aquamareep · 6 years ago
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Interviewer: Andrew, what can you tell us about your personal life?
Andrew:… I have a cat.
Kevin, walking by: you have a cat? Since when?
Andrew: yesterday.
Kevin: cool, can I see it?
Andrew: yeah, let’s go. *stands up and walks away*
Interviewer:… So… Uhm.?
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aquamareep · 6 years ago
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@dont-mess-up-my-booty
sleepovers when ur little: omg ms bukket is SUCH a mean teacher >:( she yelled at me
sleepovers now: i dont think im capable of love
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aquamareep · 6 years ago
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i think about this video a lot
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aquamareep · 6 years ago
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he tired
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aquamareep · 6 years ago
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my biggest personality flaw is not having a cool eyebrow scar
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aquamareep · 6 years ago
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would you let him do his job
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aquamareep · 6 years ago
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it really is next to impossible to write realistic sibling dialogue, I just passed my brother on the stairs and instead of greeting each other like human beings I said ‘born survivor’ and he said ‘youtube rewind. let’s set it to rewind.’ like you ain’t gonna find that shit in a novel
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aquamareep · 6 years ago
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Assistant
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aquamareep · 6 years ago
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 kojiro🌹 / musashi💋 / nyasu💰
team rocket’s rockin! talkin’ trouble! walkin’ trouble! double trouble! big trouble’s gonna follow you! (lyrics from, like, the greatest song that’s ever existed.)
donate ☕ redbubble ⭐commissions 💰 instagram 📷
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aquamareep · 6 years ago
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im sorry I can’t be her
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aquamareep · 6 years ago
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Crybaby
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aquamareep · 6 years ago
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Only you
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aquamareep · 6 years ago
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please read @hereitcomescomic Francisco and his yellow hat cleared my skin 😭
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aquamareep · 6 years ago
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I’m a foster mother to 100 baby spiders
Okay so the other day I was taking the trash out and my nail caught on a spider egg sac!
Unfortunately it split open and all the little eggs came tumbling out and luckily landed in a box.
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After getting them all in a glass, I was left with several questions, no answers and guilt! But I asked in a few spider groups and got a tutorial on making a spider incubator!
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Sooo! We went through a few different stages of mini Orbeez
And by mini I mean REALLY mini!
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But finally we started seeing development!
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See the little white dot?! That’s a wee lil baby!
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Then more started showing up!
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Then the day came!! Little legs started showing up!!
And then!!!
Today I just went to look and!!
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MY BABIES ARE HATCHING!
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aquamareep · 6 years ago
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I
Love her
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