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Anna oxa behavior

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Even the blue in Loredana Bertè's hair gave up tonight

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Nanananananananana

Na na

Na

Nanananananananana

Na na

Na

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Geolier's orchestra conductor is honestly a vibe

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Un ragazzo 👆🏻

Una ragazza ☝🏻

🕺🏻🕺🏻

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Italy being the country making John Travolta dance il ballo del qua qua on national television.

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Sorry what is this dude talking about

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sanREMO EMO EMO EMO EMO EMO EMO

Indeed.

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Three minutes

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Blanco making bordello at Sanremo live is the most interesting thing happend after Salmo fake ass communism and the Gianni Morandi one man comedy show almost un' ora e mezza ago

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It's crazy tho how reading fanfictions makes you completely forget what is canon and what is not and when theories get real you're like yea I knew that. Like Klaus dying and getting back and Reginald making experiments on him when he was little and he dying multiple times in the weirdest ways??? Yea bitch I read that shit so many times I thought we already established all that and my friend next to me was like...no???

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Embroidering Anatomy

- By Amber Griffiths, Ambroidering (Follow the artist here, & support the artist here)

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Have you ever run away from home for an entire day with no plan of coming back till late at night, placed a last minute appointment with the shrink because you needed to talk, studied math in a church and then on the stairs of a parking lot, went to a public bathroom with your 3.50 dollars cup of fresh fruit topped with eggnog, dressed like a European hooker, waiting for the night to come so you can go out and drink your ass off with another European hooker or are you normal

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Italy’s prime minister just got a call from the minister for economy and finances that simply said “we got a fucking problem mario”

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Can you believe it’s already May

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today is the only day you can reblog this

but fvck it yall everyday is 420 lmao wuttt

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Untitled.

i made a comic in google slides for some ungodly reason