my father told me once to never date anyone who talks smoothly around you from the start because if someone likes you they should be a little nervous and honestly i think that’s some of the best advice anyone has ever given me
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im still laughing at this
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sleep is so good that I still can not believe it’s free.
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Feelings the signs experience most in their lifetime
Aries: Adrenaline
Taurus: Contentment
Gemini: Unhappiness
Cancer: Worry
Leo: Satisfaction
Virgo: Misunderstood
Libra: Love
Scorpio: Heartbreak
Sagittarius: Isolation
Capricorn: Fatigue
Aquarius: Empty
Pisces: Confusion
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*teacher hands you test*
“sorry I’m not interested”
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if ur laptop doesnt smell like fire then ur losing
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This is basically how my coming out went
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Trying to get my friends to watch Drag Race like
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