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this was supposed to be funnier than it actually came out

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kind of hate how capitalism has trained me to believe that having free time is a bad thing and that i need to be constantly doing something to make my existence worth anything

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cat: places paw tentatively on boob me: please– cat: presses paw down on boob me: don’t– cat: slowly, agonizingly walks across boobs

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WHO KNEW IT WAS THA T EASY

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me throughout the year: if only i could justify buying this Thing :/ Maybe christmas or my birthday.

my mom: give me a list of things you want for christmas/your birthday

me: i have never wanted for anything ever in my entire life

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A collection of cats!

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is it possible for someone to hate cats and still be a good person?

absolutely the fuck not

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White veganism is entirely a fad based on moral high ground while vegetarian and vegan cuisines and religions have existed in asia for fuckin centuries

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honestly do u ever get to a point with a friend where u just realize “holy shit I don’t actually like you, like, at all”

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I HAVE WAITED ALL YEAR TO POST THIS

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Multitasking

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When someone comments on your physical appearance and you’re forced to acknowledge the vessel of flesh you inhabit