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tom nook on loans

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If Hanneman had found out who was behind all the horrible crest experiments aka the ending fight we should’ve gotten. 

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Captain Falcon: And that is why I’m no longer allowed in Applebee’s.

Snake: … How are you not on some FBI Watch List?

Captain Falcon: Do you honestly think Falcon is my real name?

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hope something brought you joy this day c:

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I’ve changee my Instagram username after like 9 years of having it, I feel weirdly emotional

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shipping is out. hcing characters as being exes is in

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monster prom favs | icons

- please like/reblog if you

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scoping out if it’s safe to come out to someone

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Guan Yu: You know they say all men are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Cao Ren and you can see that statement is NOT TRUE! See, normally if you go one-on-one with another general you got a fifty/fifty chance of winning. But I’m a god of war, and I’m not normal! So you got a 25 percent at best at beat me! And then you add Lu Meng to the mix? You-the chances of winning drasticy go down. See, the 3-Way at Fan Castle, you got a 33 and a third chance of winning. But I! I got a 66 and two thirds chance of winning, cuz Lu Meng KNOOOWS he can’t beat me, and he’s not even gonna try. So, Cao Ren, you take your thirty three and a third chance minus my twenty five percent chance (if we was to go one on one) and you got an eight and a third chance of winning at Fan Castle. But then you take my 75 perchance-chance of winnin’ (if we was to go one on one), and then add 66 and two thirds…percents, I got a 141 2/3 chance of winning at Sacrifice! Señor Ren? The numbers don’t lie, and they spell disaster for you at Fan Castle!

All spelling mistakes and missing/added words are intentional. Source is Scott Steiner’s promo (aka “Steiner math”) before Sacrifice 2008.

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Chen Gong: We need a plan of attack. 

Lu Bu: I have a plan.

Zhang Liao: Really?

Chen Gong: What is it?

Lu Bu: Attack.

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Sima Yi: I’ve lost my sons, can I make an announcement?

Shopkeep: Of course!

Sima Yi: Goodbye, you little shits.

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he knows what he’s done

Why are they drowning recolored milhouse ??

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He stole it from Scarecrow