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Christen Press: Tobin kissed me!
Ali Krieger *gasps*: No!
Alex Morgan *squeals*: Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!
Christen: It was unbelievable!
Ali: Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!
Alex: Okay, okay, we want to hear everything. Ali, get the wine. Chris, does this end well or do we need tissues?
Christen: Oh, it ended verrrrry well.
Ali *rushing over with wine glasses*: Do not start without me! Do not start without me!
Alex: Alright, let’s hear about the kiss. Was it like a, soft brush against your lips, or was it like a, y'know, “I got to have you now” kind of thing?
Christen: Well, at first it was really intense, y'know, and then… Oh god, and then we just sort of sunk into it…
Ali and Alex: Awwwwww!
[meanwhile]
Tobin Heath: And then I kissed her.
Ashlyn Harris: Tongue?
Tobin: Yeah.
Ash: Nice.
Kelley O'Hara: Nice.
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Incorrect USWNT quotes:
Becky: go in there and tell Sonnett to wake her ass up so we can get ready to go
Kelley:
Kelley: can I say ass?
Becky: yeah sure, I don't care
Kelley: (kicks open the door) Becky says get your god damn motherfu***** lazy ass up so we can go, bitch
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Look, I don’t know if I’m going to have a career after this but fuck that! - John Boyega
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Nobody works harder at playing the victim than Carli Lloyd does
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U.S. Soccer WNT @ussoccer_wnt
#USWNT Moms surprised the team last night in San Jose. Thanks @FoxSports! #HappyMothersDay
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This lived up to all expectations and I have never felt more gay
Thank you Kelley O’Hara
Thank you ESPN
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