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My doctor
“I recommend NOT googling things”
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Every fucking time
Me: Oh look I have weird spots on my hand
Me: I'm gonna google it
Me:
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Me: So I either have cancer or a brain tumor
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I like to tell people that I'm such a hypochondriac that I've diagnosed myself with hypochondria.
Reading an article on hypochondria and diagnosing myself based on it is probably the most meta thing I’ve done in my life.
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me, a hypochondriac: do not google that. it is all in your head. you do not have cancer or heart disease or a tumor. for the love of good get off of the mayo clinic website. stay away from web md. stop googling every feeling you have. hoe. don't. fucking. do it.
me: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
me: oh my god
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We will always be Nathan and Haley.
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America is Obama’s sad ex, and Obama is the ex who immediately glows up after the breakup. image credits: Jack Brockway
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I wanna lose weight but I also like eating crap and lying down
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Asshole Cats Being Shamed For Their Crimes.
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me in hell waiting for my friends to die
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