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diivisam:

how did she already change?? a rather wandering thought has him amused at the mental image of tex being one of those girls who specializes in quick changes during magic shows. that stuff still baffled him to this day. he locks his car with a sigh before following after her, collapsing into the booth beside her and making himself comfortable. of course, the bet has him groaning as he drags himself up from his seat to stand and make his way to the bar, grabbing the shots. it takes all of two minutes to retrieve three shots before he can return to the booth where he slides them over to tex, a draft beer for himself set out in front of his seat as he shuffles into it. “ aren’t i kind of a mood killer? i mean, i don’t think a lot of guys will approach you if they see us together, y’know? ” honestly, he’s still not quite sure how all of this worked, and would rather stay out of it. but he’s a loyal friend through and through, and would honestly do anything to help her out. even if it is to get laid.

             she sent him a grin as he made his way over to the bar, texas did yet another scan of the bar and pouted to herself, she had never seen this place so dead in her life. maybe, just maybe she could just have friend time with washington instead of picking someone up, even though they were close they didn’t spend all of their time together. texas  played with her phone as she waited for him to come back, she looked up at him once he spoke and grabbed a shot, downing it with the whole lime and salt ritual. 

           ‘ nah, it looks like there’s only old men in here tonight, and shut up they might, we obviously don’t look like a couple, and you’d have to be fighting off the people who are coming to pick you up. ’ she downed the other two shots and grimaced at the alcohol, it was a gross taste but she needed it, texas was on edge recently and this was her only release. ‘ so, what’s going on in the life of david washington? ‘

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diivisam:

he looks less than happy at the usage of the name once more, but more or less, he brushes it off. his friend was kind of an asshole, and he’d come to accept it. kind of. “i mean, i wouldn’t complain if i happened to, but i’m not looking for it.” he shrugs as he leans against his car, arms propped up on the roof as he peeks over the top to see tex. of course, at the words he’s practically scrambling into his car in an attempt to get the bar first. though, it doesn’t help that he isn’t familiar with the location, and ultimately ends up pulling into a parking spot a full two minutes after his companion. “that wasn’t fair and you know it!” he proclaims the moment he sets eyes upon her, hands working on rolling up the sleeves of his button down.

           she all but cackled as she pulled out of her space, lets be real she cackled, and watched washington scramble into his car from her rear view mirror. allison knew it was unfair, but she really didn’t give a damn and she really didn’t want to get the first round, she sped around the block and down roads that would easily lead her to her destination. once, arriving she looked around and jumped into her backseat, changing from her sensible work blouse to a more low-cut and definitely not work friendly shirt, she had plans, don’t judge her. she got out her car just in time to watch her loser friend roll up and park next to her, an innocent grin lined her features as she batted her eyelashes at him. ‘ oh don’t be silly! you just suck at driving, sore loser. ‘

             allison pushed herself off the side of her car and made sure it was locked before walking straight past her friend and in the bar, the smell of alcohol and fried foods hitting her instantly, she let out an appreciative moan and she even might have done a little dance as she sauntered towards her usual booth, eyeing up potential one night stands as she did so. ‘ okay, wash, seeing as you so generously offered to get the first round i would like three tequila shots, thank you! ‘

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diivisam:

           “ i swear i just said stop calling me that… ” he follows suit, loosening his tie until he can pull it off completely. it always felt like it was suffocating him. when the elevator stops, he’s the first one out, leading the way towards the parking lot. he manages to shrug his jacket off as well, tucking it under his arm. “ i don’t need to get laid. i’m fine!! i don’t even want to get laid. ” he huffs quietly and runs a hand through his hair before throwing his stuff into the backseat of his car. " meet you there? “

               ‘ kid....kid.....KID! ‘ she follows just behind him, before splitting off and making her way towards her own car which was parked next to his, shooting him a bitch please kind of look before popping open her trunk and throwing all her crap in it. ‘ ugh please, you’re so tense i’m surprised you haven’t broken yet. how can you not want to get laid? what are you a robot? ‘ she scoffs and carefully jumps into her car before turning it on. ‘ yeah, last one there buys the round. ‘

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diivisam:

           he can’t help the laugh that leaves him as he’s pushed away, arm falling back to his side as they enter the elevator. luckily, they were at the front instead of the unlucky few smushed into the middle. “ don’t call me kid – sounds good to me. you’re not looking to take anyone home today are you? it always gets so awkward for me… ” namely that one time he had to drive them to tex’s place and they were making out in the backseat. 

           she reached up and unraveled her hair from its bun then ran her fingers through it, combing through the knots. she shrugged at his question, it depends on who is at the bar and if she had a major case of beer goggles. ‘ eh, depends, kid. if i’m too drunk and you see me going after someone i’d regret sleeping with, just guide me in the other direction or drag me outta there. ’ she let out a quick laugh and undid the first couple buttons of her shirt, really not giving a damn about anyone around her. ‘ we need to get you laid, you need this, you’re such a prude sometimes. ‘

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diivisam:

he snorts, swinging his bag over his shoulder and following after her. oh yeah. he’s childish but she can go stomp out the door like a six-year old who didn’t get to buy a lollipop. “ i’m sure. anyway, where are we headed tonight? ” he actually has to jog a little bit to catch up with her, an arm companionably swinging around her shoulders to pull her in playfully, mussing her hair. 

      she repetitively smashed her finger against the button having very little patience with the machine. allison let out a small ‘oof’ as she was pulled against his side, smacking his chest as he messed up her hair, she looked up at him and scowled at him practically cursing him in her head. ‘ i’ll fuck you up if you do that again, washington. this is your only warning, kid. ‘ she pushed her way into the semi packed elevator and scowled at anyone who dared touch her. ‘ we’re going to the bar just down the block on 6th, they have the strongest booze and best music. ‘

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diivisam:

he’s just finishing up the last of his paperwork for the day when a familiar voice cuts through the rustling of papers and the catching of a pen that was very close to running out of ink. he swivels around in his chair before heaving a sigh when eyes catch the blonde until she moves, and then he turns his attention to trying to organize the mess upon his desk. “ i was supposed to go out with york, north, and wyoming, but… they were just going to play video games or somethin’ at north’s place, so i guess i can meet up later…” he smiles, brushing off tex’s hands as he grabs his bag and stands. “ am i your only friend? ” he teases, raising a brow.

        ' ew, why would four grown adults go and play video games on a friday night? what are you? twelve? jesus, is that why you blow me off all the time? you gotta play games? ‘ with a brow cocked, she stood back a little and rested her hands on her hips as she waits to make her speedy departure from the hell that is their work place. her head jerked back as she held her hand against her chest, mouth falling open in offence. ‘ you are not my only friend, you are my only work friend. i know a shit tonne of people outside of work, but hurry your ass up i need beer and disgusting food. ‘ allison spins on her heels and stomps towards the leaving the man behind.

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astarials:

here’s another compilation of my fav sentence starters bc i love making these !!  feel free to add your own (◕‿◕✿)

FLUFF:

1. “Your hair is so soft..” 2. “It’s too cold! Come back!” 3. “No, I’m not letting you go. It’s too early to get out of bed.” 4. “C’mere, you can sit in my lap until I’m done working.” 5. “I’m not going to stop poking you until you give me some attention.” 6. “Shh, you’re safe. I won’t let you go.” 7. “What? Does that feel good?” 8. “Just pretend to be my date.” 9. “He/She did it.” “No he/she did.” 10. “I think I’m in love with you and I’m terrified.” 11. “It’s not a double date. We’re just third and fourth wheeling.” 12. “No no–it’s alright, come here.” 13. “I’m not going to leave you. You’re never going to have to suffer by yourself again, I promise.” 14. “Look, I know we don’t know each other that well, but I’m still worried about you. No one deserves to be alone.” 15. “If I could, I would kiss away all of your scars.” 16. “I think I might be falling in love with you.” 17. “Your lips are so soft. I could kiss them all day.” 18. “It’s not bad to cry. In fact, I think it makes a person stronger.” 19. “Mmm.. you’re warm.” 20. “You’re so cute when you’re half asleep like this..” 21. “I’ve had a rough day and honestly all I want right now is a drink and someone to cuddle with..” 22. “No, you can’t get up! You’re my prisoner for today.” 23. “Shh, it was just a bad dream. Just a dream, okay? None of it was really.” 24. “You know I’m/we’re always here for you, right?” 25. “Please talk to me about it.” 26. “You have something in you hair.. um–do you want me to get it out?” 27.  “I remember practicing how to ask you out in the mirror..” 28. “I would’ve had breakfast ready, but you were sleeping on my arm and I didn’t want to wake you.” 29. “I know I’ve kissed you like, ten times, but just like another ten, please.” 30. “I can’t believe I got the first date, let alone a year.” 31. “Wanna, like–I mean, if you’re not busy.. We could get lunch? Or even just coffee if you don’t have a lot of time?” 32. “So I was driving past a pet store and couldn’t help but wonder how cute an animal would be like in our home..” 33. “Let’s just stay in bed.” 34. “We live together. You can’t blame this on anyone else.” 35. “I think I might be pregnant..” 36. “I want to try for a baby.” 37. “You would make the perfect father/mother.” 38. “Think about it. The little patter of children in our home.” 39. “I want to marry you.” 40. “I want to take a shower so you should probably join me. It’ll save water.”

ANGST:

41. “You’re just not the same anymore..” 42. “It’s midnight! Where the hell were you?” 43. “What the hell is your problem?!” 44. “Why do you run away from your problems all the time?” 45. “You can’t keep it all inside, you know? Bottling it up won’t do any good.” 46. “Hey, I know you’re hurting.. but, you’re not alone, okay?” 47. “I hate you! I’m sorry it took me so damn long to realize that.” 48. “You lost your chance.” 49. “I’m sorry if I gave you the wrong impression.” 50. “You can’t just lose your temper like this every time you get a bit upset!” 51. “Calm down! You’re scaring me!” 52. “Don’t look at me like that.” 53. “Were you ever going to tell me?” 54. “I’m done trying to help you!” 55. “Sorry doesn’t fix everything.” 56. “You didn’t call. You didn’t text. Nothing.” 57. “It isn’t up for debate.” 58. “I don’t know what’s wrong, okay? I’m just… really tired.” 59. “I’m fine. Stop asking.” 60. “I’m not leaving until you tell me what’s wrong, and don’t try lying to me.” 61. “I hope someday you get a taste of your own medicine.” 62. “Pack you shit and go. Get the fuck out of my sight!” 63. “Is this how little you think of me?” 64. “I can’t do this anymore.. not with you.” 65. “Are you happy now? Huh? DOES THIS MAKE YOU HAPPY?!” 66. “You said you’d always be there for me… so how did this happened? Why weren’t you there?” 67. “Did it ever occur to you that you’re hurting me too?” 68. “I don’t need help! I just want the pain to stop!” 69. “We can be friends instead.” 70. “I tried to move on, but nobody is you.” 71. “Do I look like I’ve moved on?” 72. “I don’t remember a fight or a reason, so what happened? Why did we break up?” 73. “Can I at least buy you a coffee? For old times sake.” 74. “I can’t take the loneliness anymore.” 75. “What are you talking about? You’re married!” 76. “I feels like everyone just forgot I exist.” 77. “Maybe I’m meant to be alone.” 78. “I gave you your chance, and you just used it to stab me in the back.” 79. “I’ve been alone for so long..” 80. “But you promised..”

SMUT:

81. “I think you’ll be happy to know that I’m not wearing any underwear.” 82. “I want you. Right here. Right now.” 83. “I’d be more than happy to show you a good time, if you’re looking for one.” 84. “It’s like you want to ruin men/women for me.” 85. “It’s been a long day. Why don’t we help each other unwind?” 86. “Oh don’t mind me. Just enjoying the view.” 87. “They always make shower sex sounds so appealing, but honestly, this is getting dangerous.” 88. “Did you just… finish?” 89. “Tell me what you want.” 90. “Get on your knees. Now.” 91. “Your lips make me wonder what the rest of you would taste like..” 92. “I don’t like being told what to do unless I’m naked.” 93. “Move your hands to the side. I want to hear you.” 94. “You’re so sexy when you’re all hot and bothered.” 95. “How bad do you want me?” 96. “Do you know how bad I want you?” 97. “I’ve been thinking about this all night.”98. “Don’t cover your face. I want to see you.” 99. “Come sit in my lap.” 100. “You’re so beautiful all spread out like this, just for me.”

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here @diivisam have a plot starter, heeh.

        finally it was friday, which meant the weekend ahead was going to be filled with booze and random hookups for the blonde, after the week she just had she had craved it. she quickly pulled on her blazer and made her way over to david leaning her hands on the cubical wall before resting her head upon them, flashing him a playful grin. ‘ so, is it finally boys night? or are you gonna back out again and spend the night reading romance novels and polishing your silver? ‘ she sent him a wink before pushing off the wall and walking behind his chair, resting her hands against his shoulders. ‘ c’mon, i need my boy out there, who else is going to stop me from bottling someone? and who else is going to stop me from going home with someone way out of my damn league? ’

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diivisam:

                “ listen, i didn’t know he asked you for… a picture of that!! fine, okay, i’ll be right over. but you can’t pin it on me when you fucked up the last two dates by bringing up your ex and threatening them!! ”

                  ‘ maybe you should ask for details before you judge me, and okay! yeah i messed up with josh and what’s-his-face, but they bored me, wash. well, i thought it would make them a little more eager to help me get over him, like, if a guy or girl mentioned their ex to me i’d get super competitive and make them forget all about them, y’know? okay, they weren’t threatened, i simply stated what would happen if they ever crossed me. ‘

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diivisam:

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                     “ listen – i can’t save you from every date you fuck up. the guy was nice!! at least he was on his tinder profile…. ”

               ‘ i fuck up?! i F U C K up?! how dare you, washington! you’re                 supposed to be my friend, and you think the guy who                   asked me for a tit pic is nice?! men! you’re all the same. ‘

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“ you’re only young once, so fuck it. ”

sentence starters from : tweets i found | accepting |

         she huffed out a humourless laugh, a hand came up to run                  through mussed blonde locks.                        ‘ sometimes i wish i could just say fuck it, and then i              realise that i’m a grown woman with responsibilities. ‘

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diivisam:

[ text • bully ] aw don’t be mad [ text • bully ] see this is also why i stopped texting you [ text • bully ] you always threaten me

[ 📲 • sms ] —— I’m always mad [ 📲 • sms ] —— No, it’s ‘cause you’re a little bitch [ 📲 • sms ] —— you should be used to this now, rookie.

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                  sentence starters from : tweets i found. 

“ plenty to say about me, nothing to say to me. ” “ how do you uninstall anxiety ? ” “ god always ignores me, and i know because he has his read receipts on. ” “ you’re only young once, so fuck it. ” “ bitch, i will slice you. ” “ if i said i got you, i got you. ” “ you make me feel happy, sad and miserable at the same time. ” “ once you’ve been hurt, you get scared to get attached again, because you’re always thinking everyone you love will always end up hurting you. ” “ it takes me like 3 days to wake up in the morning. ” “ that awkward moment when you think you’re important to someone, and you’re not. ” “ i love sleeping to avoid problems. ” “ people wanna see you do good, just not better than them. ” “ i don’t even care about losing people anymore cause everyone leaves anyways. ” “ if we were close before, there’s a huge chance i still care about you and would do anything for you. ”  “ honestly, the best feeling ever is realizing you’re not sad anymore over something u thought u would never get over. ” “ all i want is a clear mind and happy heart. ” “ why is the person you wanna talk to always the hardest to actually talk to ? ” “ i wish i met you when the timing was right. ” “ i have the worst habit of over analyzing everything and putting myself in a bad mood. ” “ the saddest part in life is saying goodbye to someone you wish to spend your lifetime with. ” “ i feel myself changing. i don’t laugh the same anymore, i don’t smile the same, or talk the same. i’m just so tired and mentally exhausted. ” “ have you ever been in one of those moods where you don’t really know whats wrong but you feel really irritated with everyone and everything ? ” “ it hurts, but it’s okay… i’m used to it. ” “ i’ve had a good heart for all the wrong people. ” “ my mind is a mess. ”

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my tex muse is pouting like a child and bleh