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Seeing a lot of new people show up in my notes with like "proship dni" or whatever so RENT LOWERING GUNSHOT: IM AN ADULT WHO DOES NOT CARE IF PEOPLE HAVE PROBLEMATIC SHIPS, IM OLD AND BELIEVE TABOO FICTION IS SAFE AND HEALTHY, IM AN OLD MAN WHO THINKS IT'S FINE TO HAVE SHIPS THAT WOULD BE BAD IN REAL LIFE, I BELIEVE IN TABOO KINKS AS HEALING PLACES, I DO NOT DO SHIP DISCOURSE, I THINK IT'S OKAY TO WRITE ABOUT BAD THINGS HAPPENING TO GOOD PEOPLE WITHOUT CONDEMNING IT IN THE NARRATIVE, I THINK IT'S OKAY TO GET OFF TO MAKE BELIEVE BAD THINGS!!! THANKS

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Yeah you could say I’m doing numbers on tumblr. And that numbers? One

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Redraw of an older comic

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how to tell mutual hey i think ur really cool we should talk more but like also im bad at talking and am always exhausted

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Monica Bellucci arm wrestles Shana Zadrick, 1994. Photographed by Ellen von Unwerth.

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The more I learn about this game the more I am convinced it is just the biggest love letter to actual horse racing. And honestly that's so cool, that kind of passion is what makes games fun!

of course the one horsegirl i want will probably be released in 3 years and would kill a man

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of course the one horsegirl i want will probably be released in 3 years and would kill a man

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Annatar: How fares your progress?

Celebrimbor: It would go faster if you didn’t interrupt me every five minutes.

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Do you guys remember how kidnap fantasies were popular on wattpad because young girls and queer teens were both made to feel shame at the thought of their own sexualities, so the fantasy of being kidnapped totally against their will was a way for them to engage with a romantic or sexual fantasy without feeling morally in the wrong for doing so? Added bonus that the fantasy involved being whisked away from repressive environments like home or school, right?

Finding out that Bram Stoker was in a sexless marriage and that scholars believe that he very likely was closeted gay puts the entire book into perspective as to WHY it reads EXACTLY like a self insert wattpad Dracula kidnap fic:

“I TOTALLY love my wife and would never do anything that an upstanding Good Straight Working Man wouldn’t do but oh nooo, big strong man with broad back and strong enough arms to carry me back to bed like a princess trapped me and claimed me as his, completely against my will 👉👈 But he protects me against the bad evil sexual women (who I assure you, I am TOTALLY sexually attracted to, as any straight man with a choice would be) but trust me, I do NOT want ANY of this. What’s that? The Count is not capable of feeling love? Would be a shame if I had the special ability to change tha-”

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[forgetting I am mentally ill] why do I feel so Bad

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Reblog if you agree that Celebrimbor

🥺😭😭😭🥺

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This song would be perfect for a Elrond Peredhel edit btw

Just saying

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Shake him vigorously

don't think ive forgotten elrond btw i haven't been posting about him but he's rattling around my head 24/7 im just charging so ill be at maximum power when rob aramayo decides to grace my screen once more

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obsessed with the idea of deltarune asriel meeting the undertale kids at college. i hope he comes home with his phone absolutely full of shitty house party pictures like this