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I think one of my favorite things about “The Old Guard” movie, (aside from everything) is that the three dudes of the group are all very friendly and approachable-looking, while Andy, the one girl, looks like she’s about to commit six different felonies at once at any given moment

It’s the worlds’ scariest mother hen and her three soft boys

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Joe: Where's nicky?

Booker: Don't worry about nicky.

Joe: Oh I'm sorry, have you met me?

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thinking about how poetic it was to watch Joe telling that man ‘you shot Nicky, you shouldn’t have done that’ and then snap his neck to get his lover revenge ❤️

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The Riddler: What speaks without-

Nightwing: [holds up a hand] WAIT!

Riddler: Did you just inter-

Nightwing: [not paying attention] wait, shhhhh...is that?

Riddler: ...[whispering] what?

Nightwing: [super excited] The ice cream van! Sorry, Nygma we have to cut this short. Let me just- [throws a batarang at the doom-machine of the day, destroying it] Ok, see you! [takes off]

Riddler: I- but- [weakly] wait...

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Riddler: [burst out of an underground elevator] My my, Hood, looks like-

Red Hood: [shoots him in the leg]

Riddler: [yelps and collapses]

Red Hood: No, go on. Looks like...?

-

Riddler: One knows the past, the other-

Red Robin: [on his phone] lame

Riddler: the -the other... Would you pay ATTENTION?

Red Robin: WoUlD YOu PaY AttENtION

Riddler: Rude

Red Robin: [still on the phone] Hi, is this Del Taco? I'd like to make an order-

Riddler: Are you seriously calling for TAKE-OUT now?

Red Robin: [glares at him] it's Del Taco

Riddler: SO?

Red Robin: [dead serious] they have fr e sh avoca do.

Nightwing: [shouting from a nearby roof] WHY ARE YOU ON PATROL YOU'VE BEEN UP FOR 50 HOURS GO TO SLEEP

Red Robin: [whispers to Riddler] Ssshhh, he doesn't know I'm here.

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Riddler: Looks like I have the upper hand-

Robin: [gaze fixed on Riddler's foot] You stepped on a beetle.

Riddler: -and Batman- wait what?

Robin: [stabs a katana through Riddler's other foot] SHE WAS AN INNOCENT

Riddler: WHY DO YOU PEOPLE ALWAYS GO FOR THE LEGS

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Batman: Riddler. So you're behind this.

Riddler: [steps into the light] Yes! And now- you're at my mercy!

Batman: ...what are you planning? What could you possibly have to gain from this?

Riddler: Well, I got you here, didn't I? Which mean I can finally tell you tO GET YOUR FUCKING KIDS UNDER CONTROL THEY'RE MEAN AND VIOLENT AND THEY KEEP IGNORING ME HOW ARE YOU SO GOOD AT BEATING UP CRIMINALS AND SO USELESS AT TEACHING YOUR CHILDREN COMMON DECENCY?? I WORK HARD! [to his henchmen] DON'T I WORK HARD?? AND FOR WHAT??

Batman: ...

Riddler: YOU'RE GONNA GO HOME AND HAVE A SERIOUS TALK WITH YOUR LITTLE BRATS ABOUT RESPECTING THEIR ELDERS OR I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL BLOW UP THIS CITY

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Danny: Chin, tell Steve he’s an idiot but I still love him.

Chin: No, do it yourself.

Danny: I can’t, we’re fighting.

Chin: You’re literally sitting on his lap??

Danny: Your point??

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yes hello this is my favorite mcdanno scene

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We were all so busy being worried about what stupid stunts Buck might pull each episode, that we forgot to look out for Eddie doing stupid stunts 🤦🏼‍♀️

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Buck and Eddie flirting: a thrilling trilogy

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did i spend a whole lecture doing these? yes yes i did

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Hotch: Would you please not Emily this into a situation worse than it already is?

Emily: Did you just use my name as a verb?

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Hotch: [with his back turned to the door] I've been expecting you, Dave.

Rossi: How did you do that with your back turned?

Hotch: To be perfectly honest, the first couple of people I did that to weren't you.

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the entire student body watching the cullens hot ass twenty something year old parents walk into the school after receiving a call from the principal informing them that emmett was suspended for jumping through & shattering a window because he was late for class

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edward: what's a thot?

bella: it means a thoughtful person

[later]

edward, smiling: thank you for helping me carlisle. you're such a thot

carlisle, with emmett and bella wheezing in the background: im a what

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To the victor go the spoils the quarantine is making me twitchy so cue me just making all the dumb twilight art i never did in middle school. lemme know if you guys want more assorted twilight trash (1/?)

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happy shaymien songs

i felt bad because i did an angsty one so here’s this !! the ones in bold are the important ones

love. — kendrick lamar feat. zacari

tongue tied — grouplove

would you be so kind — dodie clark

always — panic! at the disco

ilysb — lany

lucky — jason mraz feat. colbie caillat

soulmate — mac miller

hold each other — a great big world feat. futuristic

ilusm — gnash

crush — tessa violet

the only exception — paramore

melody — jeremy zucker

easily — bruno major

puppy love — this wild life

avalanche — walk the moon

what you know — two door cinema club

clarity — mac miller

shiptrip — kyle

saturn — sleeping at last

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𝒾 𝒿𝓊𝓈𝓉 𝓌𝒶𝓃𝓃𝒶 𝒷𝑒 𝓈𝑜𝓂𝑒𝒷𝑜𝒹𝓎 𝓉𝑜 𝓈𝑜𝓂𝑒𝑜𝓃𝑒…

dt/for my dear friend jess

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