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Do yall not remember when Brie rocked The Miz’s shit?? That man was not taking ANY chances tonight 🤣 (Also, my man has YET to win that main championship. Let him live a little 😤🤣)

I swear to God if Christian runs his glutton ass out to the ring to cash in right after who wins tonight….

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Team Jack Perry did nothing wrong

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I LOVE THIS IDIOT SO MUCH BYE

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Wait, so… if Luchasaurus did not eat Marko, then what’s the thing that Christian has on Luchasaurus for him to be so loyal and faithful to him?

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I need someone to put a counter on the screen of how many times Christian has commited grand theft auto after running from problems that he created.

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Did Adam just say daughter(s)? Thought Christian just had one or did I miss something? Did Adam just let us know something that he knows that we don’t?

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No, because who does he think he is? We were here first! 😩😒

I hope Nick Wayne knows he gotta learn to share.

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Christian Cage out here wearing that sassy jacket looking exactly the red flag he is. God bless.

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We don’t interrupt while he conducts business, that’s the golden rule 🫡

Everyone.

Shut up.

Daddy is conducting business.

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Y’all…I can’t 😩🫶🏼🥵

Conducting Business | C.C.

Summary: Reader distracts Christian while he is conducting business. 18+.

"I'm home," you called out in the house after walking through the front door. You expected Christian to be waiting for you after being on the road with AEW. You walked towards his office.

The familiae voice of his boss, Tony, filled his office. You remained quiet and sat across from him. He sighed and muted himself. "Conducting business," he mouthed to you before rolling his blue eyes. He removed himself from mute and agreed with whatever his boss was droning on about.

Those words always ignited something in her. Something took control of you when those words fluttered off his lips. You slipped out of the chair and crawled towards him. Christian looked down in confusion. Your hands touched his knees and his legs jerked.

Slowly, your hands made their ways up his inner thighs and towards his groin. His breath hitched. He moved his hands to grab hers. His hands were about to push her away but his boss distracted him.

"Christian, are you even listening?" Tony asked. His voice sounded urgent like he was talking about the most important thing in the world. Christian immediately turned his attention away from you and to his boss.

Your hand went a little higher. His cock already hard from being on the road. Christian shifted in his seat uncomfortably. He tried to answer Tony normally while not giving away what was happening in his office.

"Are you feeling all right, Chris? You sound like your in pain," Tony pressed worried that one of his stars was injured. Christian's antics were getting a lot of hits on YouTube. He couldn't afford to lose him.

Christian cleared his throat as you unzipped his pants. His hard dick freed itself from his boxers. They had sex in here plenty of times but never while he was conducting business. If only they could see him now. Their champion rendered weak by his girlfriend.

"I'm fine, Tony," he gasped once your hand rubbed him up and down painfully slow. His hips bucked wanting her to pick up the speed. "Just sore from working out,"

You didn't hear Tony's response. He was at your mercy and you thrived in it. You picked up the speed as he groaned in his hand. Precum started to spill on her hand. Slowly, you licked up a line up his cock before taking the head in your mouth.

The hand over his mouth couldn't contain the noise that came out. He leaned back in his chair. His hips bucking once more towards you. He gripped the side of his desk. You scooted closer and took more of him inside your mouth.

"Do you need anything else, Tony?" He asked urgently. Heavy gasps were slipping out of him. He didn't even bother to hide it anymore. His legs spread wider as he leaned back in his chair. Your head was now between his legs and the desk.

"We can talk later. Get some rest and don't push yourself so hard at the gym," Tony bid him farewell.

The call barely ended before Christian pulled you up.

"Bend over, now," he ordered. He had a dark look in his eyes. You happily obliged while giggling. Bracing yourself against the desk, you felt his hands lower your shorts. They lowered to around your ankles.

"I was conducting business," He informed you while he rubbed your ass. One swift motion and he spanked you. A soft moan slipped past your lips. He spanked her a few more times. "What do you say?"

"I'm sorry, daddy," you whined.

He massaged your sore ass with one hand. His other hand rubbed to your outer thigh. His thumb rubbing up and down on your damp underwear.

"Do you want to know what I am going to do to you?" He asked dangerously. The question must have been rhetorical because he gave you no time to answer. Shortly after he slipped your underwear down.

His hand cupped your wet sex. Whines filled the room as his thumb circled your clit. You shook your hips to get away. He used his other hand to hold you down.

"What did you expect was going to happen after you misbehaved to daddy, huh?" He asked ignoring your pleas. Your body cried out wanting him to be inside you. "You thought I was going to let this go?"

Once he was satisfied that you weren't going to squirm anymore he slipped a finger inside of you. You found yourself unable to verbally answer. You whined and shook your head.

"This is what is going to happen, baby. I am going to eat you out and then fuck you until you learn your lesson, understood?" He asked.

You felt Christian get on his knees behind you. The brief moment giving you a chance to gasp for air. His breath was felt between her legs. Christian used his years of experience on you. Excellent combinations of tongue flicks and mouth suction threw you into pure bliss. His finger working you into a frenzy. You bit your lip feeling yourself chasing your orgasm. He pulled away before you could finished.

"No," you whined loudly in frustration. The lack of completion leaving you wanting more. Christian loved to do this as punishment. He could edge you for a while before he needed to bury himself in you.

"You are lucky I was gone for so long. I can't wait as long," he whispered in your ear as he hovered over you. His hand wrapped around your hair. Hot tears fell down your cheeks in frustration. You nodded like while stuck in a babbling mess.

Christian stood back up and entered you with a swift thrust. His hands gripped your hips. Each thrust moved the desk back and forth. You moved with him wanting him to fill you completely.

"Oh, fuck, your name," he groaned. His once detailed thrusts now became sloppy. His animal instincts kicked in.

"Ch-christian, please," you begged.

One final thrust was it. Your moans echoed in the office. Your juices flowed over him as he finished inside of you. He pulled out and smiled seeing the mess between your legs. He sat in his office chair admiring the view before him.

"Maybe you can interrupt while I'm conducting business," he smiled and placed you on his lap. He buried his face in your hair and kissed softly.

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If Christian loses we Riot

I SWEAR IF CHRISTIAN LOSES I'M GOING TO BE ANGRY AS FUCK

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AEW just posted the history of Christian Cage and Darby Allin feud timeline, and I was like - yeah I know, dude. I was there when Darby was being rude and stole Christian's mic. And then Darby leaked the reason why Luchasaurus is so loyal to Christian.

From then on, Christian has a laser eye focus on Darby.

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Wanna know why I’m hyped for this?

Because of him

Adam Copeland - aka, the Rated R Superstar, Edge - is playing Ares.

Teen me is flipping out. I grew up watching wrestling with my dad (I used to pretend I was Hulk Hogan). I remember when Edge made his debut and when he used to be with The Brood. Anyway… I’ll be the rando grownup at this movie drooling over Adam who will prob be on screen for all of 5 seconds.

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Paging Adam Copeland to AEW. Adam Copeland to AEW. Your boy Christian Cage is waiting.

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Oh he’ll be even worse and even sexier now

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Christian I know that's you

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Christian gaslight gatekeeps and girbosses better then anyone in the business