#jake peralta is a swiftie

[conanssummerchild]

JAKE PERALTA WATCHES DUCKTALES??????

[ilovesadiesink]

<six of crows as b99 quotes3

Kaz: is your favourite artist really Jay Z?

Jesper: yeah of course it is

Kaz: Is it? Or is it really Taylor swift?

Jesper: fine! It’s Taylor Swift

Jesper:

Jesper: she makes me feel things

Kaz: she makes all of us feel things!!!

[cult-of-the-eye]

☁️

favorite album?

ooh i don't really listen to full albums much but if i were to put on an album it would probably be evermore by taylor swift

[fullmoonfancyfun]

Whenever someone asks me why I like Taylor Swift

The answer is simple

I quote Brooklyn 99

She makes me feel things

SHE MAKES US ALL FEEL THINGS

[luwukass]

so ive said this on twt before and im gonna say this now bc i just got reminded of this and this is probably the hottest take i have like ever but

jake peralta from b99 is NOT a swiftie. i always see edits of his DIRECT QUOTES on the show and posts about “which fictional character do you think is a swiftie” and him being there always confuses me because he has directly said he’s tried to rush up to taylor on stage which all swifties know is something you dont fucking do!!! HE ALSO HAS AN ACTIVE RESTRAINING ORDER FROM TAYLOR AGAINST HIM how does that scream swiftie to anyone?!?!!?!

long story short is that if jake peralta were real no swifties would like him bc he exhibits behavior taylor hates outwardly and he is not a swiftie

[ineffablejaymee]

on todays "Im actually right and idgaf" episode

ahsoka is a proud swiftie, and she listens to taylor so much that rex memorized some songs and started to hum them throught the day

fives teases him about it but is also super proud bcs hes as much of a swiftie as ahsoka is and after some time in denial, not ashamed of it

anakin on the other hand swears he hates taylor with all his heart, but ahsoka once caught him blasting Thats the way i loved you after a minor argument with padme

echo trurly hates taylors songs, and was always annoyed when fives was trying to "fix his taste"

after the war, he started listening to her, to feel fives' presence him again

omega heard it and instantly became a swiftie, it became a tradition for her and echo to listen to taylor together

[urgonnaneedabiggership]

Since Swiftie!Jake Peralta is canon I can't help but picture him blasting out Enchanted in his bedroom the night he and Amy truly flirted for the first time and in my mind that's canon too

[elilelibeli]

Jake Peralta I know you are yelling I can do it with a broken heart on your way to work. Enjoy babe, I love you.

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[emmafallsinlove]

Jake Peralta + being a Swiftie

[userblorbo]

USERBLORBO'S PERSONAL BLORBO CAMPAIGN 2022 personal blorbo by member: @jakeyp › jake peralta: dilf, swiftie, icon

[cult-of-the-eye]

Just watched the eras tour movie and you guys KNOW I'm gonna connect it to tma somehow

Tim is a Swiftie, everyone thinks he's being ironic and Tim laughs at himself like hes being ironic about it but he's actually just a die hard fan. Like Taylor swift stickers on his laptop and saying our lord and saviour Taylor swift (think Jake peralta vibes)

Martin isn't a huge Swiftie but what he will say is that he is an Evermore slut. Catch him staring out the window with a mug of tea with "The Lakes" playing in the background, living out his poet dreams. Every time he does this Jon is terrified he's fallen back into the lonely so he'll make sure to put something obnoxiously happy like "shake it off" on at the end to make him feel a bit better

Sasha is a Red Stan I think, she cries to "All Too Well (10 Minute Version)" and then immediately stops crying and goes back to work as soon the song ends (Not-Sasha likes Reputation)

Jon doesn't know who Taylor Swift is.

Elias listens to 1989. I don't know how to explain this but he just does.

[citrine444]

NOAH FONTAINE picked up his key from the front desk THREE MONTHS ago. The TWENTY-SEVEN year old uses HE/HIM pronouns and is a DJ AT CATCH ME IF YOU CAN from CLEVELAND, OHIO. According to his apartment application, people have told him he looks a lot like MAXENCE DANET FAUVEL and the character they identify with most is JAKE PERALTA FROM BROOKLYN99. (SOPHIE, 24, SHE/HER, GMT - 8)

Basics

full name: noah fontaine hometown: cleveland, ohio sexuality: yes age/ birthday/ zodiac: 27 / march 20th / pisces height: 6’0 languages spoken: english, high school-level french traits: fun-loving, immature, free spirit, frivolous, hardworking

Background

noah fontaine, originally born noah richard brown, came into the world on march 20th, to parents michael brown and camille fontaine brown. his upbringing was colored by fond memories of a bustling household with three older sisters, where he, the youngest, often found himself vying for attention. whether he was forcing his family to sit through impromptu one-man-shows or wreaking havoc on his sisters, noah always found a way to make his presence known amidst the chaos. as he transitioned into high school, noah's enthusiasm for traditional education waned, reflecting in his less-than-stellar grades and uncertain outlook on the future. instead, he found his place in the world of youtube. daily uploads became his creative outlet, ranging from movie and song reviews to vlogs featuring his friends. despite his efforts, success seemed elusive, leaving him questioning his path. however, noah's journey took an unexpected turn. learning his father had an affair shattered the stability he once knew, causing him to distance himself from his paternal ties. he decided he no longer wanted anything to do with his dad. he adopted his mother's maiden name, severing the last link to his father before pouring himself into his career as a distraction.  noah's breakthrough arrived with his viral one-man rap inspired by the movie  "frozen" went viral in 2013. he reshaped his youtube content to showcase his brand of humor, resonating particularly with a younger audience he labeled “fontainiacs”. hungry for new inspiration, noah's gaze turned to chile, where a wave of fellow creators had migrated. without hesitation, he packed his bags, ready to immerse himself in the city for his next big adventure.

Personality

a "himbo" and a "yes man," lacking that filter that cautions against impulsive actions. forever in pursuit of thrill and recognition, he embodies a carefree spirit. immaturity and recklessness define his approach to finances, yet he displays unwavering dedication to his career. though not renowned for his intellect, he compensates with an unmatched work ethic, ensuring that his career remains his top priority.

Head Canons

- he's gay, but he has a special connection to classical music, there are many things that are interesting about him - prefers the company of women because of his family dynamic - unapologetic swiftie - doesn't hate anyone except his dad and jake gyllenhaal - knows a lot about pop culture, who is dating who, etc - can’t have a single conversation without bringing up mr. beast (his idol) - swears he was at jake paul’s wedding (you can’t prove that he wasn’t)  - was supposed to be in the video - first adult purchase was a supreme bag -PR teams worst nightmare, doesn’t known when to stop talking, probably definitely cannot read the room

Wanted Connections

- content creators to collab with!! - fake relationship - perhaps he decides to pursue a relationship because it would be good for views and respects the creator, then if the vibes are right maybe they fall for each other - friends - i will never say no to a grumpy sunshine or sunshine sunshine friendship - enemies - give him ur worst ! needs someone to write a diss track about - ex flings/situationships - mans is a lover boy but there was probably someone he dated or was seeing before he started pouring himself into his career and they left things weird

[butchdykekondraki]

i can forgive jake peralta b99 for everything else hes done but i will not forgive him for being a swiftie. the writers dont get her like i do hes literally a doja cat girl at heart

[comfortqueers]

25. Jake Peralta 💜

“Point is, haters gonna hate. Shake it off. Taylor Swift, always right.”

- Brooklyn 99

Jake Peralta, my beloved. This character really is the best, damn. He's funny, charismatic, lovely, a feminist, and most important of all, he's a Swiftie!